yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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