are you still at the devil's house?
Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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