Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
they're like a gay fantastic four
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
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