drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
he fucked my hip out of place.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
