Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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