we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Randomize
