It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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