Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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