..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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