She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Semen is not good for contacts.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
The feeling are messing with the penis
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
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