'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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