Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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