i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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