if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
Randomize
