My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
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