i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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