He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize