God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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