Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
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