Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
This is the high leading the old right now
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
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