She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
