Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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