I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize
