I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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