I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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