guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I need a beard to bite.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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