i just wanna soil my oats bro
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Randomize
