YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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