He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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