i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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