why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
He better not be in your backpack
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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