So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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