At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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