I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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