Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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