i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
NoShamevember. You game?
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
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