that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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