Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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