her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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