are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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