didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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