I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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