Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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