Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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