I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Randomize
