Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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