I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
We need a shit load of segways right now
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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