Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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