He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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