Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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