Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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