I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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