Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I can't turn off my feet"
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Randomize
