Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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