whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Still dying that you shit outside
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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