i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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