On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
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