absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
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