Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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