we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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